Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Tuesday morning follow-up, Part Two

As I drove into work this morning, yesterday's nightmare was just about forgotten, when it dawned on me that they could have gotten into my trunk. Rob mentioned this yesterday, but I don't really have anything worth stealing in my trunk, so I kind of blew off what he said. How wrong I was! I checked the trunk when I got to the office, and sure enough, they stole some Christmas items from me. So, Meltdown Level RED is back in effect.
When I was in Corvallis back on Dec 5/6th, my mom gave me all these Christmas gifts to take back up here, as well as gifts for my families in Vancouver, WA. I had brought everything into my house, except for the Vancouver stuff since I was heading there this weekend. I also had left my Christmas stocking in the trunk. I completely forgot it was there.
Of course those were the items some piece of shit stole from me. The Vancouver gifts were candy and food, so not as big a deal, but the Christmas stocking is a major deal. This is my stocking that I have had since my very first Christmas in 1975!! I'm going to have to check with my mom, but I think someone made it for me and it had my name on it.
I'm very sad about this and my Christmas spirit is now hanging by a thread. Some low life empitied it out, and probably just threw me away in a dumpster!! My mom is going to be crushed when she hears this news.
I'm disappointed with myself for not bring these items into my place, but DAMMIT I should be able to leave a few things in my trunk for God's sake!! Whoever stole from me, I hope they choke on the food that was in my stocking. I'm sorry, I know that is not in keeping with the Christian spirit of Christmas, but man.......

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OMG! I almost peed my pants crying and laughing so hard at your story/comments...You are flippin' hilarious!!! I would be most pissed about the things you cannot replace as well! Holy F***stick! Had no idea you were clustered in your place...I had not heard from you in awhile and had no idea if you guys were up here or moved up north! Keep me posted and let's chat over X-mas!!! Hang in there two more days!